If you are already familiar with the disposable Disney-pop of Ariana Grande, then you are already familiar with this song. What may be unfamiliar, however, is the degree to which it has been mutilated. Fueled by the desire to make a version of the original which was greatly more influenced by the neo-traditionalist dub of Laswell or Sherwood, we have deconstructed this song in its entirety, starting by reducing the tempo from a neurotic 159 beats per minute to a painfully sluggish 60 bpm, then doing everything within our power to make the listening experience as tedious and as excruciating as possible. Hopefully, we have succeeded.
We are not charging money for this track. It should be considered a parody, and therefore covered by fair use doctrine as defined by US copyright law.
released February 6, 2017
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